Not so much dead as stolen. I arrived back from Aikido via the supermarket to find my front door only half-locked and at he same time noticed what looked like a note in the hallway with the word POLICE clearly visible. I began to have a suspicion that I was in for an unpleasant surprise.I got in quickly, dropped to bags I was holding on the floor and began to investigate, it didn't take long, the laptop was gone. The nest thing I notice the shocking large amount of glass scattered on the floor next to the window (so much for window locks) and a large piece of wood across one half of the window.
I quickly checked the rest of the room, TV, check, DVD player, check, Ipod, check, Leather Jacket, check, GPS tracker, check, man-eating carnivorous attack plant... damn it, I keep forgetting to grow one of those.
My desire to push a red button, albeit a small one, preferable communicating to a collar around the thief's neck, was growing steadily.
So I contacted the police and reported my laptop stolen, and then my paranoia set it. If the theif had seen the other things in the house. TV, DVD player etc might they not be back later to get the rest.
I moved the filing cabinet in front of the window that had been broken into, and then placed the laser printer on top of it for good measure. I then decided that that was insufficient, and moved a sideboard and placed it in front of the window, blocking it entirely. Then I placed the laser printer back on top for good measure. At the very least anyone coming it should make enough noise the wake me up.
Emotionally and physically exhausted I knew that I was not going to get to sleep that night, so I made myself a cup of coffee and pulled out a good book and decided to maintain my vigil.
Fortunately there have been no further incident, though a burglar alarm is to be installed.
But this dos mean that Lucifer is now gone, lost to the world, though I hope that his BIOS password has caused the thief some inconvenience.
Fortunately Endsleigh have come though and provided me with a brand new laptop, Azazel.
Az has
Intel core duo processors @ 2.4 Ghz each
4 Gig Ram
ATI mobility Radeon 3400 series
and a 320 GB hard drive,
as well as a host of built in extras like a HDMI port, built in blue tooth and integrated webcam and microphone.
I hope now that I have a working PC I will return to blogging.
Keep reading,
Cheers





